It’s been called the scariest movie ever. Or the grimmest, bleakest, and most brutal. The post-apocalyptic drama; Threads, has only been aired three times, its premiere in 1984 (appropriate year), 1985, and 2024 for its 40^th anniversary. Threads has also been made available on streaming services. The anniversary has stirred up memories from its initial release which has been dubbed ‘the night Britain did not sleep!’

Threads is a BBC-produced TV movie which explores what would happen if a nuclear bomb was dropped on the English city of Sheffield.

The film is structured like a documentary; with a voiceover speaking to the audience in a clipped, received pronunciation BBC English. The narrator speaks over what is possibly stock footage of a spider weaving its web, or its threads. The narrator explains how in urban society everything connects and how we all rely on one another’s skills to survive. Ominously the narrator points out how fragile these threads are.

THREAD 1 – FAMILY

The film then cuts to our two leads Ruth (Karen Meagher) and Jimmy (Reece Dinsdale). These two young lovebirds are in a car over looking the Sheffield countryside. A fighter jet flies overhead as Ruth remarks how “peaceful” it is. We follow Ruth Beckett and Jimmy Kemp as they navigate an unplanned pregnancy.

The film plays like a ‘kitchen sink drama’. I have heard ‘kitchen sink’ described as an ‘anti-Hollywood’ where everyone has their natural teeth and skin texture. The film looks similar to a British soap opera. 

Whilst the narrative at this point just skirts around somewhat boring, it is clear something is playing out globally in the background. We see it on newspaper covers and hear snippets on radios and TVs. There is a situation unfolding in the Middle East with tensions building between the Soviets and the USA. Troops are mobilized and more importantly, nuclear warheads are moved. 

And then it happens.

THREAD 2- SECURITY

At almost 50 minutes in, the bomb finally drops. The literal bomb that is. The omnipresent narrator tells us it is 8.30 am in the UK meaning it is 3.30 am in Washington DC; Western response will be at its slowest. 

The bomb scene is incredibly powerful. This is where the ‘kitchen sink’ realism really comes into its own. It looks like any other British high street but people are running around screaming looking for shelter amidst the blaring siren. Children are being scooped up from their prams and the panic is palpable. Infamously one businesswoman is staring up at the blooming mushroom cloud rising above the city, the camera pans to see urine running down her trouser leg and pooling at her 80’s white heels.

There is constant screaming as buildings explode, windows smash, and curtains catch fire.

Text informs us that 210 megatons in total fell on the UK with an estimated 2.5 – 9 million casualties.

THREAD 3 – SOCIETY

Ruth exits her parents’ destroyed house to look for Jimmy. In her old neighborhood she is greeted by a horrendous sight. The whole street looks like that of The Blitz; with dead pets and both parents and children looking for each other. A shell-shocked woman covered in ash asks Ruth; “have you seen our Mandy?” she is proffering what looks to be a child’s coat, as if Mandy forgot her coat when going outside to play. A charred corpse with perfect white intact teeth (probably dentures) is embedded into a building. A staring woman is clutching the burnt remains of her infant.

After this, the horrific scenes come thick and fast. 

Food has become the new currency and food stores are protected by force. It is here we see the figure who has haunted many viewers nightmares. The armed traffic warden with the bandaged face. Played by an extra who actually was a traffic warden in real life!

Hospitals are overrun with the injured. The harried staff are using sheets as bandages and table salt to disinfect contaminated water. Doctors resorting to amputation with no anesthetic. 

THREAD 4 – CHILDREN

Ruth gives birth to a healthy child. A little girl named Jane. Ruth gives birth alone in a barn and has to bite through the umbilical cord. Later, on Christmas Day no less, a group of survivors gathers around a fire in the barn looking like a macabre nativity scene.

 But what sort of world has Ruth brought her daughter into? We are told it is ten years later and society has returned to medieval times with the nuclear winter and UV damage affecting the crops. Jane does not call Ruth ‘mum’ only ‘Ruth’ and has no reaction when Ruth finally dies. Are the people in this society so profoundly broken by the sheer amount of loss and trauma that they can no longer form familial bonds? Has that thread been cut? 

There is clearly little regard for human life anymore. Jane walks past three corpses hanging in the foreground paying them no attention. Is this a mass suicide or an execution? The corpses are also bare. Have people stolen their clothes to protect themselves from the harsh nuclear winter? Images such as these, shown for mere seconds can tell you so much about the situation. 

THREAD 5 – LANGUAGE

In the second half of the film, there is barely any dialogue. Any words spoken by Jane and her peers are some strange form of pidgin English. Many fans have argued that language would not degrade that quickly. However, these children have been brought up by deeply traumatized parents (if they had parents at all). People barely speak anymore and death and disease are extremely common. Is it any surprise that mankind has been brought down to its most basic level? Or is this the cognitive effects of growing up around high levels of radiation? 

Many fans comment how Threads gives no hope. But there appears to be a rudimentary school system-cum-workhouse with Jane and her peers watching an old educational video. Although the last scene definitely takes away from the tepid hope we are shown.

SO IS IT SCARY?

Well….as I had heard about the film through cultural osmosis I knew what to expect. I appreciate that during the 80’s, living in the fog of the Cold War, a nuclear holocaust was looking more and more likely. Having a film at that time showing exactly what it would look like if it were to happen in a typical British city would be horrifying. 

With the film being set up as a documentary speaking to some unknown in the future, it is interesting when you are watching from the future. Before COVID I would think it was so unrealistic; the way a lot of people didn’t take the crisis seriously until they were practically underneath the bomb. Now I know differently. Everything is fine until it’s not and we don’t tend to tackle a crisis until it is right on our doorstep. Like Mr Kemp with his trousers down on the loo as the bomb went off, we are so ill-prepared. And all the systems (or threads) in place that you thought would protect you, such as the government, are just ill-equipped.

It is an extremely well-done film especially when I learned the budget was £400,000 (about 1.2 million today). The acting is superb and I can see why it’s such an iconic film. In today’s current climate Threads is more relevant than ever. Would highly recommend it.

Five Stars.

Wrapping up loose threads while setting the stage for more cosmic threats. The film explores deeper layers of Eddie’s symbiosis with Venom, offering fans an insightful and emotional ride through their relationship. While the plot aims high with intriguing conflicts and darker themes, it doesn’t always maintain a consistent momentum. A few scenes feel stretched, slowing the pacing in spots. However, these moments serve to flesh out character dynamics and provide breathing room for the final showdown.

The action scenes, as always, are energetic and inventive, showcasing Venom’s abilities in new and thrilling ways. Director Kelly Marcel balances humor with horror, giving Venom his characteristic charm and chaotic energy. The supporting cast brings fresh dynamics, although some side arcs could have benefitted from more development.

What’s particularly exciting is how Venom Last Dance subtly lays the groundwork for the arrival of Knull, the god-like figure tied to the origins of symbiotes. The hints and lore expansions point to something vast and mythic on the horizon, leaving fans curious about the universe’s next direction. Despite a few slower moments, Venom Last Dance successfully wraps up Eddie and Venom’s story while setting up a bigger, more ambitious future. Fans of the symbiotic duo will find this a surprisingly satisfying, if occasionally uneven, conclusion to the trilogy. I would give this film a solid rating of 8/10.

Ringu 

Way back in the 90s, a sudden film spawned a popular film franchise, triggered a Western popularization of Japanese Horror, and started a renaissance of Japanese Horror, all with a single film – Ringu. 

Based on a series of novels written by Koji Suzuki, the story involves a cursed VHS tape that, after you watch it, leads to a phone call informing the viewer that they now have seven days left to live. After that, the vengeful spirit of Sadako, the girl from the well that gives Ringu its name, comes and kills you in the most terrorizing way possible. After her niece Tomoko is found horrifically dead, investigative reporter Reiko Asakawa takes it upon herself to look into the curse. 

The film is lauded worldwide for its’ unique-for-that-time atmosphere, slow-burn gripping horror, and intertwining of traditional Japanese ghostly vengeful horror with modern twists. There have been several sequels to the original Ringu, and a whole bunch of Americanized remakes, but nothing replaces the original vision of a contortionist nightmare wraith climbing backwards out of a well to come frighten you literally to death! 

Ju-On the Grudge 

They say that when a person dies in the grip of a deep and powerful rage, a curse is born. The curse gathers in the place where that person died and repeats itself there, with the help of the dead haunting said location, often killing anyone who comes into contact with that curse. 

The traditional vision of the yurei, the vengeful wrongfully killed Japanese ghost, is something we Westerners have generally come to accept as being female, with long straggly black hair and an almost see-through-like quality about her. Ju-on gives the yurei in this story license, potentially sympathetic reason even, to wreak her ghostly vengeance upon the world that did her wrong and turns her traditional yurei appearance into weapons with which to terrorize her victims. That long straggly black hair is now prehensile and deadly, the sound of the poor drowned cat coming from the tiny boy-ghosts mouth heralds extreme sudden peril, and even that insanely creepy door-closing noise coming from mother Kayako’s mouth is now an iconic known of the Ju-On franchise. 

Originally based on two short films from acclaimed director Takashi Shimizu from when he studied at the Film School of Tokyo under a Kurosawa, the Ju-On franchise of course spawned an Americanized version, aptly titled The Grudge, and a whole host of sequels. Now boasting over 8 Japanese films, a Netflix streaming TV show under the title Ju-On: Origins, several Americanized remakes with their accompanying sequels, a crossover movie featuring the ghosts from Ju-On and Ringu in a face-off, and novelizations of nearly all the films, Ju-On still stands high as a front-runner for the huge popularization of the other type of Japanese ghost-beastie, the “vengeful ghost” or onryo for viewers all around the world! 

Three … Extremes 

A horror anthology film comprised of a trio of stories from directors from China, South Korea and Japan, Three … Extremes was controversial when it came out and continues to remain so to this day. 

Chinese Indie director Fruit Chan brings us Dumplings, a story of a woman desperate to retain her youth at literally the worst cost in the whole world; South Korea’s Park Chan Wook delivers Cut, about a prominent film director and his wife being terrorized by a psychopath from his past; and finally, almost inevitably, Japanese director Takashi Miike offers us Box, where a circus contortionist grapples with the guilt of her tormented past when evil returns to take vengeance in her adult life. 

Fruit Chans’ Dumplings was expanded to whole-movie format though it kept the exact same monstrous storyline as the short; Park Chan Wook is known for such masterpieces as Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, and Snowpiercer just to name a few, he has so many; and of course Takashi Miike has so many action and horror and “other” flicks to his unique style of directing that, beyond the world of JHorror even, Miike is now a household name. 

Over Your Dead Body 

Arguably the most famous (and infamous) ghost story in Japan, Yotsuya Kaidan began life as a Kabuki play made for the stage in 1825, and has been adapted to film more than 30 times since then, continuing to be a giant influence on Japanese horror culture even today. The story is a tale of much betrayal, so much murder, and of course, ghostly revenge, with many layers and characters and interleaved mini-stories being added to Tsuruya Nanboku IV’s original work. 

Here in modern day in the film, a troop of actors have been cast in a reimagining of the Yotsuya Kaidan stage play, and they each have their own obsessions and desires, mostly for other members of the cast. The play proceeds to intensify and amplify the casts’ possessive loves, and as the lines between reality and the play blur, spurned love morphs into multiple grudges. And we all know about Asian folk and their ghostly grudges. 

Over Your Dead Body is a lesser-known Takashi Miike movie and as such, sports his zany over-the-top style of filmmaking, but for this film alone, is presented in an almost arthouse style of horror. Expect the usual splattergore and emotional explosions Miike is known for, but also anticipate a beautifully shot grotesquerie of the horrors we humans voluntarily visit upon each-other! 

Audition 

Based on the book by Ryu Murakami, one of the very few movies to get a “holysh*t!” style rating from the likes of Rob Zombie himself, Audition is not for the faint of stomach. Takashi Miike directs another horror movie in his singularly unnerving style, so strap in! 

Shigeharu Aoyama is a widower and has been for some time, and after his grown son expresses his plans to move out soon, Aoyama acknowledges his loneliness and decides its time to start looking for a new wife. But not in any kind of normal way, like dating apps or whatever, no, Aoyama and a fellow film producer friend of his conceive to hold auditions for a non-existent film so Aoyama can choose his potential bride from the audition pool of women. Any romance begun on such lies is bound for failure, but Asami, the former ballerina with let’s just say some serious trauma issues to work out that Aoyama selects for his paramour, takes her reactions to such duplicity to major extremes. 

Credited with being a major influence on the likes of Eli Roth, the Soska sisters, Rob Zombie and tons of other horror directors, plus being described as a progenitor of the now-infamous sub-genre of Horror gleefully called “torture porn”, Audition evokes strong reactions in an unforgettable Miike blend of duplicity, gorgeous monstrosity, and gore!